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Today I said a prayer of thanks. - Dorky Little Secret
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Today I said a prayer of thanks.
It went like this:

Mary, mother of God, thank you thank you thank you for the total smokin' hottness that is Gary Olman as Sirius Black in the new Harry Potter movie.  I don't remember anything else about this movie right now but if you could just get him to wink at Harry a couple more times I think I'll be good to go, if you know what I mean.

In related news, there had better be a picture of him in that long velvet coat somewhere on the internet...

To compound my pervertedness, I also find Harry to be hot.  (Not smokin' hott, mind you; he's still underage.)

And to achieve the pervert trifecta, I have to tell you all about an incident that happened to me on Friday.  I went out to lunch with The Unicorns and immediately noticed that our server (I may call her a waitress at some point; it's meant with the highest respect, I swear.) was reallllllly cute.  Her face and hair were just beautiful and she had on these cut off jeans and this button-down shirt that was a little too big for her and, well, she had it unbuttoned to the point where I should have been able to see her bra.  And y'all?  There was no bra there.  I don't know if she had one on or not, but The Girls was perky, okay?  Then I noticed that she had on boots with this whole getup.  I formed an immediate and intense crush on her, right there over my small house salad.

And I don't understand this, but the next thing that happened was that I tried to figure out how I could get her to lean over so that I could look down her shirt.  Fortunately, The Unicorns were there to help me with this problem, although in the end I didn't have to ask her for more sweet tea while holding my glass far, far away from her.  When she was clearing our dishes off the table, she leaned over to get my plate.  And I totally looked down her shirt.

Of course, I was immediately scandalized.  (I didn't really see anything but curves; I don't think there was a bra involved, though.)  I am glad she left the table fast because I was blushing so violently that I covered my face with my hands.  But she was so cute I couldn't help it!  And then, I left her, like, a 50 percent tip or something!  What is wrong with me?  I don't understand what happened there.  Maybe my weight is inversely proportional to how much of a pervert I am?  Like maybe the smaller I get in pounds, the bigger I get in perv?

Anyway, I decided I should probably eat at that restaurant again pretty soon.  The pizza is really good there.  And stuff.
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lizardek From: lizardek Date: July 15th, 2007 10:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Nothing wrong with being turned on by beautiful women :)
luciab From: luciab Date: July 15th, 2007 01:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Love it when they have good pizza. And stuff. *Much* better when they have good stuff, too.
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